A really fun day entails grocery shopping, cleaning the entire house and washing & folding five loads of laundry. Because these days, being productive = fun.
You find yourself feeling thankful that the world’s biggest up-the-back diaper blowout only reached up to the baby’s shoulder blades and didn’t escape the collar of his onesie.
Your favorite time of day is the one hour after everyone else is asleep where you can sit on the couch watching HGTV and eating a bowl of maraschino cherries. And potato chips. And chocolate milk. Don’t judge.
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