I don’t think you’re ready for the supreme sexiness I’m about to show you. Oh yes, indeed, I am now rocking a full-fledged ginormous maternity support belt. My back pain has reached the level where I could not care any less about how I look if I can get some sort of relief. I tried out a small support belt from Motherhood Maternity first, but that sucker did zilch. So, yesterday, I returned it and bought the biggest, least-popular belt they have in stock- it’s so unpopular because it is so freaking huge there’s not a good way to conceal it under your clothes. And guess what?
I like it.
It hasn’t taken the pain away completely, by any means, but it definitely has helped to redistribute some weight across my back so that the pain isn’t as intense. Of course, it doesn’t do much for my new rib pain (I seriously think one of my ribs on the right side is out of place because it hurts in the same place, front and back), but one thing at a time! I wore it all last night while I lounged around the house and have attempted to conceal it under my clothes today… yeah, you can still see it… and it has seemed to do me some good. Sitting in an office chair all day has just about killed me thus far, so I am super pumped to have at least some relief.
Now, without further ado, check out this baby:
That’s right. Large and in charge! It’s three separate pieces- the lady at the store was shocked I figured out how to put it on without assistance. As Trevor said, all I’m missing now is a pair of suspenders. It’s okay, though, I don’t think the world could handle quite that much sexy at once, so I’ll go without for now.
In case you’re super jealous of my awesome fashion statement, you can pick up your very own massive maternity belt of pleasure here. You may have to beat your husband off of you with a stick, though, because you turn super hot the second you put it on. Or they may laugh at you… yeah, probably the second option. Oh well.
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