So, I was messing around on Google Analytics today and decided to see what people look up on search engines to wind up at my blog. The most common is just of course someone googling “Southern Belle Baby” or “Southern Belle Baby Blog” to find me.
Then there are some “other” more interesting means of arriving here. It seems there are an awful lot of people googling “Southern boobs” or “Southern belle ass.” The things people are into… I can’t help but think they must be disappointed once they get here considering I don’t have much of either of those. Oh well!
Then, you get the more random and hilarious “baby ate my breast pads.” I don’t recall Knox ever eating my breast pads, but I would certainly like the backstory behind that search!
And by far, the best one was “dulcolax+torture.” Not sure if the Dulcolax was torturing them or they were looking to torture someone else, but nonetheless, entertainment for me. For the record, yes, I did blog about Dulcolax and torturous rock poop when I was in the early pregnancy constipation days (link 1 and link 2, for old time’s sake), but I find it comical to think that someone looking up how to torture someone else with laxatives would come across this blog.
Just thought I would share.
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